We kid around a lot about what Corvus might be. Guessing his unknown heritage has become sort of a sporting event of sorts. Is he part this? Is he part that? WHO KNOWS? We just sort of assume he's some sort of mythical beast because, well, Jesus...he's NOT a normal dog.
Over the years, these are some of the things we have assumed are in his pedigree.
Staple Remover:
Toothless, from HTTYD:
John Black, from Days of Our Lives:
Predator, maybe, without the vitiligo and dreadlocks?
Perhaps, a cow?
But finally, after almost 8 years of mulling it over, we have come to the conclusion that we have determined, for sure, what makes Corvus the epic dog he is. In the words of Maury Povich, "Wild Boar, you ARE the father!"
And from this day forward, I declare thee, "Boarvus". <3
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